Jimmy Craig puts words into the mouths of animals at the webcomic They Can Talk. In this scenario, we learn about the deep chasm between cats and dogs in relation to their feats of introspection.
This confirms what we've suspected all our lives. Cats delve into existential philosophy when they're not busy planning world dominance, and dogs don't think about anything at all. But if you ask them a straight question, they'll try to come up with something.