The great thing about being ugly (or so I’ve been told) is weaponizing your looks. We don’t get to be gorgons and thus fully capable of turning heads away from us. If our personalities aren’t enough to encourage social distancing, just looking at us can finish the task.

Or look at the curse of your appearance as a chance to make money. No, I don’t mean getting paid by kindergarten teachers to frighten children (although that’s fine, too). I mean just carrying a big paper bag and letting people pay you to put and keep it on. Don't feel limited like this man in <a href="https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1471208921729744904" alt="Rob DenBleyker's Cyanide &amp; Happiness" class="on">Rob DenBleyker's Cyanide &amp; Happiness</a>.<a href="https://pictojam.com/t/cyanideandhappiness">#CyanideAndHappiness</a>&nbsp;<a href="https://pictojam.com/t/webcomic">#webcomic</a>&nbsp;<a href="https://pictojam.com/t/robdenbleyker">#RobDenBleyker</a>

#cyanideandhappiness