Your sweetheart is never going to believe that you missed all the online posts, the candy displays, and most of all the incessant advertising leading up to Valentines Day. I know, I know, it's possible that you put off any plans to the last minute, then just had a brain fart on the 14th. You done goofed up. Once the day is passed, how could you possibly make up for it?
It's wonderful to have a third party to blame it on. But be aware, this only works once, and only if you're lucky. The florist might not want to take the chance on a hit to their reputation. After all, the recipient might leave an online review! This comic is from Loading Artist. -via Geeks Are Sexy