Come on, puppy! You've got bigger things to worry about than your human learning about the shoes! The feds are honing in on the Reno job and you're coming up as a likely suspect due to your past . . . incidents.
To the feds, you'll never be a good dog. But while your human thinks that you are, plant the evidence on him so that he can take the fall for you. This dog in Chris Hallbeck's Maximumble needs to think through all of his options.