Alien was a terrifying science fiction horror film from 1979. Pixar makes cute animated films for the whole family that causes parents to cry from emotion and buy their children toys. Putting them together is just the kind of ridiculous idea someone on the internet would dream up. Now that we have artificial intelligence, it can be done. The script for this film treatment came from ChatGPT, and the visuals from Midjourney. The result is exceedingly weird. There is no face hugging or chest bursting in this Alien. But someday it just might happen. After all, they made cuter and younger versions of the Muppets and comic book superheroes, so why not a young Ripley who needs a friend and a cute xenomorph who travels the galaxies with her?