Like the bank robber says to the crying man next to him on the gallows, “First time?”
How does a restaurant work? Sometimes even basic things need detailed procedural explanations. As a librarian, I frequently have to explain the difference between libraries and bookstores to students who have apparently conflated the two institutions due to a lack of experience at either.
Chris Hallbeck of Maximumble asks his readers “What’s something that you experienced for the first time much later than most?” Well, I’ve still never been to a musical concert, which has always struck me as too much time, money, and hassle spent to be worth the experience.