The federal government of the United States of America takes great pains to ensure that the nation has sufficient supplies of essential products to safeguard national needs during emergencies and ensure a surplus of wealth. This is why the US stockpiles oil, gold, and cheese.
Similarly, the federal government protects its people from potential shortages of dad jokes. The National Responsible Fatherhood Clearinghouse, which is an office within the US Department of Health and Human Services, offers to its citizens an immediate supply of dad jokes, which you can access here. If you need another, just click on Read Another Joke.
-via Boing Boing