There are four main archetypes in the modern American high school drama. They are aligned according to two intersecting spectra: the nerd vs. the jock and the prep vs. the goth.
āThis chart has been aligned to actual historical people for years, but I am just discovering that today. The internet is weird like that.
This chart of an origin unknown to me arranges some of the Emperors of Rome from Augustus to Severus Alexander. From my limited reading of Roman history, I agree with these placements.
āTrajan, the greatest of emperors, provides excellent leadership by being both a supreme jock and prep. The underwhelming and self-absorbed perverts Nero, Caligula, and Elagabalus belong opposite of him. Marcus Aurelius was a true intellectual, but his armies would have benefited had he spent more time in the squat rack. Opposite him is Domitian, a brutally efficient ruler who left no meditations for modern young men to read, but did leave an empire stronger than he found it.
-via Really Radley