Santa Claus is a mysterious character. He lives at the North Pole, a dangerously extreme environment. When it's cold, it's really cold, and when it's warm, it's nothing but water. Communication is difficult up there, so he's reading letters all the time instead of perusing the internet. But he's a beloved character who would be welcome in any community! Why does he want to live in such an isolated, dangerous place?
Make that millions of counts of breaking and entering. Yes, it's just as you've always suspected. I can guess that he won't be answering this letter honestly. This unsettling theory is from Norwegian comic artist Kristian Nygård at Optipess. -via Geeks Are Sexy