How Would a Centaur Be a Big Spoon?

The spooning cuddle position involves one person, often but not always the physically larger one, snuggling the other from behind. The person behind is the big spoon and the person in front is the little spoon.

Now let’s say that a centaur spoons a human. Perhaps it’s because they love each other or perhaps they’re both desperately lonely and crave some sort of attention from another person during the long march of their otherwise dreary and seemingly purposeless lives.

The motivation isn’t what’s important here, so let’s refocus. Here’s the core question: how would the centaur position him or herself against the human?

Joaquin Baldwin, a professional animator and cinemateographer for Disney, has some ideas.

Not all of those ideas are necessarily practical.

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