This commercial from a mere two decades ago shows how much our culture has changed. Back then, we were made of tougher stuff. Poppin’ Fresh, who is the Pillsbury Doughboy, drank this family’s milk. So the family avenged this wrong by baking him alive.
And people laughed about it! That’s how we treated milk thieves, who were few and far between back then because that’s how we treated milk thieves.
Ask yourself: when is the last time you even saw an anthropomorphic sentient piece of pastry dough?
It's been a long time because those milk-thieving doughboys know to never cross humans again.
-via Horror4Kids