Groom Is Carried Down the Aisle in a Coffin

Some men have dark metaphors for marriage, such as a wedding representing a court ordering a life sentence without parole. To this romantic gentleman on TikTok, it’s just death. His wedding serves as a funeral for his bachelor lifestyle. Groomsmen and bridesmaids carried his still-living corpse down the aisle.

Let’s assume that the bride has a sense of humor. There’s a risk, but let’s run with it.

Do the in-laws share that sense of humor?

This is a risky joke that has to land just right. If it doesn’t, he’ll be dead meat to his new angry in-laws.

-via Dave Barry