I mean, that’s what couples tell each other, right?
Sometimes, I ask my wife, “Would you like to know what I’m thinking about right now?” Her answer is always a firm no.
She knows better.
The young lady in this comic by Zach Cranor of Last Place Comics is about to learn that not only are some thoughts best left unspoken, they are best left completely unthought.
The map of a man’s mind bears far-off corners marked “Here Be Dragons” to ward of overly curious explorers. Do not voyage into them under any circumstances, lest you learn how unsettling is the inner life of your partner.