If you haven't seen them in real life, you have probably seen the photos of these posters circulating reddit and X. The have absurd offers or warnings, but few, if any, are real.
No, you cannot actually touch Cornelius for a mere $18. And feeding him requires more. But the entire Cornelius experience is a hoax anyway. It's once concocted by artist and practical joker Alan Wagner.
Do not take these flyers seriously. Their information is not correct and you will not earn a Honda Civic because someone drilled into the back of your neck while you stood in the checkout lane at a local store.
Ogre! Final Frontier seems like a cheap knock-off of Shrek, but it's not even that. I do appreciate the warning that Mrs. Ogre dies in this film, so that I can prepare my kids before we watch it.
Imagine getting this mailer in your mailbox. Imagine having Alan Wagner as a neighbor! It would be both amusing and possibly terrifying.
-via The Awesomer