Sorry, I meant to type “henchperson”. It’s important to use gender-inclusive language these days.
I learned that during my new employee orientation with The Great Hungerer. I decided on serving him as my eternal master because my previous dental insurance was totally inadequate and my kids are now well past daycare age. A younger self would have chosen Draconnius III, who actually presents a matrimonial service for employees. That would have been a compelling offer in my early 20s.
But now, as always, I have to look at what an employer offers me. The days of company loyalty are over. Honestly, most dark overlords think of minions as just disposable tools to use during global conquest schemes. We’re not really people to them. Keep that in mind as you browse the menu of options depicted by cartoonist Fred Malm.
-via Ben